The Fractal Hall Journal

October 14th, 2008

The Batman, Delineated

Posted by Madeley in Comics, Crime

Core Genre: Crime. Heavily influenced (or outright stolen from) pulp fiction, and as much as even the early stuff had improbable batgadgets that edged into SF and bad guys that were outright supernatural horror, crime-fighting detective work is the heart of the character.

The Bad: Easily the most-explored character in comics, with countless different versions over the years. Comedy, tragedy, dark avenger, borderline psychopath; is there a single take than hasn’t been done to death? I submit this is the biggest obstacle. There’s nothing left to do with him.

He’s a billionaire with unlimited resources. Simply put, there isn’t a single person with experience of this who’s going to be in a position to write the character, so “write what you know” goes straight out of the window. He’s the world’s greatest detective, but writing mystery fiction, in particular fiction with great twists and enthralling, fair puzzles, is incredibly difficult. Month in, month out, damn near impossible. Writers have developed plenty of tricks to sidestep this over the years, whether just ignoring detective work entirely or getting the batcomputer to do all the work, but the crime fiction roots run so deeply that I think this lack sticks out (admittedly, Dini is far better at this kind of thing than most, but this just makes any issue where he’s not writing even more noticably poor).

The Good: Nothing new to do, maybe, but this doesn’t have to be a bad thing. It gives us an opportunity to put aside a desperate need to reinvent the wheel with constant change, but instead to really get to grips with the rich history we already have. I think this is what Morrison’s been trying to do, but has gone a bit too far down the path of chucking everything against the wall without considering how the story flows. Unfortunately, if you list dozens of cool ideas, no matter how cool they are you still end up with a list. What’s needed is a writer who takes a Geoff Johns-type approach by putting a satisfying spin on everything that’s gone before.

Here’s the question: what does Batman consist of?

A) Scary costume
B) Mad Fightin’ Skillz
C) Madder Detective Skillz
D) Cool gadgets

A and B go together, because they’re his methods of directly interacting with ne’er-do-wells. C is how he locates and puts them into context, for himself (in-story) and for the audience (without). D covers both these grounds, depending on what the gadgets are being used for.

It’s tempting to put “Deep Psychological Problems” in, too, because in recent years this has become the default reading. But even so, I’m not convinced that “Mad Fucking Bastard” needs to be demonstrated in a Batman story, otherwise it’s not a Batman story. What I mean is that A-D, in one form or another, are essential, otherwise it isn’t really a Batman story. It may be good fun, but the central character becomes interchangable with almost anyone else. It may not matter in a good story whether your protagonist is Batman, the Blue Beetle, or even Sam Spade, but in a good Batman story you can’t imagine Ted Kord doing the honours.

I don’t know, maybe eventually “raving nutter” will become essential, but I don’t think we’re quite there yet. By the same token, “Sidekick” is an important element, but not essential. Plenty of good Batman stories with Robin, plenty of good ones without. In fact, Robin’s become so unnecessary that he rarely seems to have a role in a Batman story that’s deeper than showing his face around the cave.

To extrapolate, a good Batman and Robin story should have Robin actually making a difference to the plot. Or to put it in the form above, it should cover the Batman elements listed above, and Robin’s corresponding elements. Of course, that’s another post entirely.

Other factors: Batman’s supporting cast. Let’s break down the essentials:

Commissioner Gordon. He’s been there since the very start, though perhaps not properly utilised as a character in his own right until Miller’s Year One and Oldman’s performance in the two most recent films. Trying to write him out of the Batman titles is as crazy as deciding to write ongoing Sherlock Holmes series with an arbitrary character replacing Watson. Frankly, the same goes for Alfred. Neither have to be in every Batman story, but if you need to utilise their specific character type for a task within a story, it doesn’t make any sense to ignore them and use either someone else, or invent someone new.

That’s the problem with characters like Spoiler and the current Batgirl (in terms of story), and that’s why Leslie Thompkins was such a brilliant creation. Spoiler provides nothing to Batman’s story that Robin can’t. New Batgirl provides nothing that Old Batgirl couldn’t. Note, however, that this doesn’t mean that Spoiler doesn’t provide something significant to Robin’s story, or that she shouldn’t make a perfectly viable character on her own. Leslie Thompkins was brilliant because she provides a perspective on Bruce Wayne that can’t be provided by any other previously existing character. Which is incredible, if you think that in the thirty years and many different adaptations before her creation, this gap had never been addressed.

His rogues gallery is perhaps the best in comics, but at the same time, seriously over-exposed. It’s been good to see the Riddler get far better play thanks to Paul Dini, but the one guy I’d love to see done well, certainly in a form more appealing than “generic shapeshifter”, would be Clayface. Basil Karlo’s still around, right?

Conclusion: Batman’s one of the greatest characters created in the Twentieth Century. It’s just a shame that so often he can be so easily switched with other, lesser characters, in so many of his stories without any noticable effect.

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August 4th, 2008

Back In The Saddle

Posted by Madeley in Comics, Film, SF, TV

And you can expect a lot more cowboy metaphors over the coming weeks, because I’ve just watched A Fistful Of Dollars and I’ve got a whole Eastwood DVD set to get through that’s been on the backburner since Christmas due to the Great X-Files Project. And yes, I have now seen Chris Carter’s big screen debut. The verdict? All in good time. Still got S9 to write up, after all.

Looks like Geoff Johns is coming back on The Flash. Perhaps if this doesn’t work, they’ll give Baron or Messner-Loebs another spin.

Joking aside, I’m cautiously optimistic about this. After all, I loved GL: Rebirth. On the other hand, that’s because Hal Jordan is my Favouritest Character Ever n’Ever n’Ever, and, as I’ve mentioned here before, I’m brimming with indifference toward Barry Allen. Also, I always felt that Johns had more to say about the Rogues than Wally West, although I’ll concede that’s more to do with Mark Waid closing off the character’s arc and leaving not much left for another writer to say, at least with that particular iteration of the character. Barry Allen is, for all intents and purposes, a brand new character, insofar as the standard techniques of superhero storytelling have fundamentally changed since they killed him off, and God knows they’ve done wonders for the Lanterns. Ultimately, all I really want is for Wally West to still be knocking round.

Of course, the absolute victory condition would be an ongoing Jay Garrick title. But I’ve probably used up my lifetime allocation of unexpected wish-fulfillment with this Summer’s cape flicks.

The latest Batman film has really brought it home how much I’ve enjoyed the recent film adaptations more than the actual comics. And this strikes me as a little odd. Firstly, The Incredible Hulk. Planet Hulk was awesome, and I enjoyed it way more than I was expecting to. But it’s not what you’d call the “classic” incarnation of the character, which is something I think the film managed to capture really well. As for Iron Man and the crazy rich guy, both comic titles have never had writing teams as good as they’ve had over the past couple of years. Ellis and the Knaufs have written some really great Iron Man stuff, ditto Morrison and Dini at the competition, but I’ve found my enjoyment seriously marred by the unending crossover bollocks I really couldn’t care less about. I guess that once again I have to conclude that I just prefer it when writers are allowed to get on with doing their jobs without interference.

That said, I’m really looking forward to seeing more of the shared universe the Marvel movies take place in. Sometimes I can’t even keep my own continuity straight.

I would be completely happy if they never made a sequel to The Dark Knight. There is just too much scope for a cock-up. But there’s going to be one, of course, because it’s now made more than eleventy-squillion Euros across the globe. The Riddler gets my vote for a grim reimagining, but absolutely not Johnny Depp. When he’s on form, he’s brilliant, but isn’t he just going to treat the role like Captain Jack II? Or, Heavens forefend, another crack at Willy Wonka?

Speaking of which, I fucking loathe Tim Burton’s Chocolate Factory, more and more with the passing years. What an irredeemable load of self indulgent wank. Comic geeks think they’ve had the shitty end of the stick over the years with disrespectful versions of beloved franchises. No one’s ever had the balls to follow through with a really nasty adaptation of Roald Dahl’s stuff.

In fact, I’ll leave you with this idea: Christopher Nolan’s BFG. Live action, with Henson’s Creature Shop doing the giants.

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April 14th, 2008

B&B

Posted by Madeley in Animation, Comics, TV

Watching people shit in their pants while debating the new tack The Brave and The Bold cartoon is taking is fun, and by ‘fun’ I mean ‘like jabbing broken glass into my eyes’. The more this kind of nerd rage goes on, the more I think it has to be manufactured. Like the Alex Ross Citizen Steel JSA Cover (Knobgate, if you would). It was such an obvious thing for fanboys to do their raving nana in about I couldn’t quite believe it was genuine. Why would you want to spring such an obvious trap on yourself?

Same goes for the cartoon thing. Any critic trying to prove that comic fans suffer from severely stunted emotional development now has plenty of evidence to the fact in one handy package or, indeed, message board thread, as people lose it over a children’s cartoon aimed at children. Just seems like such an obvious trap.

I like the look of the new designs, myself. I don’t like them as much as the 90s cartoon design, or The Batman stuff, but I think it makes a nice change. If anything, I’m jealous of the cartoons kids get. As a child of the 80s I’ve got a Transformers fixation, but I’m under no illusion that the cartoon was any good. And I’ve always felt a little sorry for kids who grew up in the 90s, when it seemed that, Paul Dini stuff aside, cartoons seemed to be about kids in playgrounds living normal lives. Christ, that would have bored me to tears. Give me giant alien robots shooting each other any day.

But look at today’s cartoon list: Spectacular Spider-Man, the new Transformers, The Batman, the Legion stuff, Teen Titans, almost everything on Cartoon Network. And it’s all brilliant, way better than animation has ever been before. Sure, some of it skews young; isn’t that the point? It’s just sheer luck that I have the same taste in entertainment as a ten year old. I get to enjoy it too.

It doesn’t matter that the new Batman team-up is aimed at kid: the only important thing is that it’s sophisticated enough for the audience (and bear in mind that ’sophisticated’ is not synonymous with ‘has lots of severed heads in it’). Kids’ cartoons are smart, because kids are smart. In fact, you can do a lot worse than the current Spider-Man, actually. If it carries on the same vein as the first few episodes, it may well being just as definitive a portrayal of the character as the 90s Batman.

Oh, and just to tag on the end and in light of comments I’ve made recently about Super Friends: I notice DC’s revived the brand as a children’s title. Which is great, obviously. What’s most interesting about this, going from the house ad, is that it’s aimed very young, younger than I’ve seen any company aim for outside of British comic lines marketed towards toddlers and the first couple of years of school. Damned interesting to see if it picks up any momentum, or if it’s popular enough for DC to generate some similar titles.

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