The Fractal Hall Journal

March 18th, 2009

Back in Black

Posted by Madeley in Film, Fractal Business, Music, Politics, SF

And then the Funvee gets blown up.

The economy may be collapsing, climate change accelerating, and Cthulhu may be turning up soon to eat everyone’s heads, but none of that matters because, with a big old load of cockrock, the Journal lurches back into existence. I’ll skip the deadly sin of blogging-about-blogging; needless to say, I haven’t been around for a bit, but now I am. Probably weekly from now on.

A couple of things of note:

Council leaders have compiled a banned list of the 200 worst uses of jargon, proving once again that people have too much time on their hands, despite the best efforts of Twitter, Facebook, and people who play with their toys on the internet. While there’s a lot of management bollocks on there, I’m not sure we should start banning various terms because people are too fick to know what words mean. Councils in Scotland are going to have a bastard of a time instructing lawyers if they can’t use “Advocate”, for a start.

Also, by implication the following unlisted phrases must be perfectly acceptable for everyday use in Local Government: “Willy-wobbling”. “Turdfaced fuckwit”. “Felch”.

2009 film previews: Only one thing could top not only a new Trek film, but also the Transformers sequel. And that’s THIS:

SO RIGHTEOUS.

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August 28th, 2008

Procrastination Station

Posted by Madeley in Fractal Business, Music, SF, TV

I’m nearing the end of a sizeable piece of work at the moment, and it’s been been a pigging annoyance for weeks. But I’m tantalisingly close to finishing. I don’t know about you lot, but there’s always number of ways that let me know when I’ve reached this point.

A) Suddenly, everything in the kitchen needs a wash.

B) The small hole in the shed must be patched up immediately.

C) My faithful old acoustic guitar gets cleaned, polished and the strings changed for the first time in about two years.

Things were complicated further last weekend by Virgin 1’s Klingon-themed Star Trek episode marathon and MTV Two’s “Vintage 300″, the first time in the history of music television where 90% of the tracks were actually really good. I lost a couple of hours to the latter, and I hate the music channels. Seriously, they had Free tracks, Bad Company tracks, and lots of other tracks that didn’t feature Paul Rodgers.

This is likely of interest to the very small subsection of humanity who like Star Trek and also 70s blues rock vocalists from Middlesbrough.

I bring this up as a way of saying things are likely to be a little light here at the Journal till after the weekend, but let me attempt to distract you from your inevitable disappointment, as always, with a picture of my cats:

You love it.

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June 17th, 2008

No-One Here Except Us Trekkies

Posted by Madeley in Film, SF, TV

You know what I don’t write about enough on the internet? Star Trek. You’d think someone would revoke my nerd card.

I caught a bit of Q Who? the other day, a.k.a. the episode where the Borg first turn up (overview from the always excellent Blog of Geekery). Next Gen’s a funny old series. Although I remember so much of it being duff, whenever I see the odd episode, even some of the crap ones, I usually enjoy it. I’d like to go back and watch it all again, but believe me after the current X-Files project I can’t see it happening any time soon, not if I want to preserve my sanity.

One thing I hope is captured in the upcoming Abrams’ film is the sense of danger, even borderline horror, that goes side by side with the wonder and mystery of exploring the Universe. Star Trek’s always had an element of that for me. Plenty of Original Series episodes are scary (well, scary when you’re a kid), and my first real memory of watching Trek is the bit with the ear-infesting brainbugs in Wrath of Khan. You see that young enough, and it’s going to have a lasting effect.

Picard’s adventures never really managed that- the exception, of course, being the Borg. Because they really are very, very creepy.

The Borg aside, the episode’s got a good example of how Next Gen never quite managed to follow through on its potential. They hint about Guinan’s secret history, of how she’s not quite what she appears, even to the extent of somehow being able to counter Q’s powers (didn’t help her species against the Borg, mind). None of this, of course, is ever mentioned again, and like the early hints of a grand sinister conspiracy in Starfleet a promising possibility is missed.

While I’m writing about this, I’ll also sneak in a dig at Voyager, just to say that while the Borg are brutal, powerful and unstoppable in this episode, after First Contact none of this really comes through in their later appearances. God, Voyager was shit in so many ways.

I’m suddenly feeling a bit, I don’t know, nostalgic for Trek. The problem is, can it ever be relevant again? Battlestar Galactica has raised the bar in terms of how SF engages with not only present day issues, but also the sophistication of the world the producers have created. And it’s worth remembering that Ronald D. Moore, the mastermind behind the new Galactica, was also responsible for many of Next Gen’s good bits, and the Borg’s most terrifying incarnation in First Contact.

How do you pull that off? How do you capture everything that’s good about the old series, while also learning all the lessons that Voyager and Enterprise never did?

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April 10th, 2008

Thor’s Day

Posted by Madeley in Comics, Film, Music

“When Thor shows up in a comic, all the other characters should go “OH FUCK IT’S THOR RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES HE’S A VIKING WAR GOD WITH A FUCKING MAGIC HAMMER” and if they don’t then that writer and artist FAIL.” – Sean T. Collins (via Journalista!).

You can’t tell me the above quote doesn’t sum up the character perfectly. Sean Collins also mentions Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant’s Song, and if Black Sabbath get an airing on the Iron Man trailer then Matthew Vaughan should keep the former in mind for his Marvel feature. Either that, or something indistinguishable from Queen.

Speaking of Queen, has there ever been a better matching of band to soundtrack than Highlander? Epic pomp covers both music and film. And damn, Highlander was a great film. I always thought the whole sword-fighting immortal thing was so mythic that it’s almost impossible to believe it wasn’t actually a pre-existing legend. I think maybe what I’m getting at is, if Thor gets his own film then they wouldn’t go far wrong with stealing vibe and atmosphere from Christopher Lambert’s finest couple of hours.

Thor’s a great character, both in myth and Marvel. Although I felt it ended up going off the rails a bit, Dan Jurgens and John Romita Jr’s first year on the Heroes Return title was absolutely awesome, the perfect mix of Kirby cosmicness and human soap opera. I haven’t picked up any of the Straczynski run but I plan to at some point. I know there’s been some negative reaction online, but when is there not? And besides, while I understand that JMS’ style isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, I’ve always really rated him.

Babylon 5 is still the best spaceship series I’ve ever seen, even beyond the mighty ST:TOS. Maybe better (and whisper it, lest Paul C’s head explodes) than Who. Sure, it has its flaws (many, many flaws), but it’s rare that any series, spaceship-based or otherwise, has engaged me as much. And part of it is due to JMS’ idiosyncratic writing style, one that’s individual enough that I can see why it rubs some people up the wrong way.

I really enjoyed his Spider-Man stuff, and despite all the controversies and the interminable Civil War/One More Day bits, he was exactly the kind of writer the title needed when he came on. Yes, I know the Gwen Stacy stuff did to the hardcore fan what my previous paragraph is currently doing to my mate Paul, but for fuck’s sake, before JMS came on the Spider titles hadn’t been any good for about fifteen years. Maybe more. They weren’t even barely competent during the 90s (then again, what at Marvel was?). Besides, no other writer (apart from Ultimate Bendis) has ever written Aunt May half as well, or the sadly-missed Spider-marriage.

And I’ve never understood the fanguish about the “mystic” spider stuff, either. Even JMS pointed out in the story that a possible “mystic” explanation doesn’t need to contradict the “scientific” (and come on, you’re telling me “bitten by a radioactive spider” isn’t a mystical explanation?) origin, any more than the scientific origin of the Sun can’t coexist with its religious significance. If anything (and I’ve touched a little on this some time ago), it offers the option of seeing how the cosmic science of the Marvel U is perhaps reflected in the Astral Plane, and how Ditko and Kirby’s vision may just be two sides of the same coin. Besides, as has been proven time and time and time again, there’s nothing one writer can do that can’t, or won’t, be changed by the next writer on the title, so everybody chill (and I guess that goes double for me, in re: Tony Stark).

Got a bit side-tracked there, actually, as this was meant to be a post about the Thunder God. But then again, there really isn’t anything to add to the initial quote, is there?

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February 13th, 2008

God Damn Literary Masterpiece: The Forever War by Joe Haldeman

Posted by Madeley in Books, SF

This was the first title to be published in Orion’s SF Masterworks line. It’s a fine series, and it should give you an idea of this book’s regard in the genre that it was chosen to kick it off.

In fact, its status as a classic makes it a little difficult to review like this. It’s unlikely that I’m going to say anything that hasn’t been said many times before in the quarter-century since it was first published. One thing that does stand out for me, in particular in light of Old Man’s War (the book that would have been reviewed tomorrow but I haven’t finished yet, so TO BE CONTINUED) is the episodic nature of the novel. This is one of a number of parallels between this book and John Scalzi’s, although Scalzi hadn’t read this one before writing his, but I’ll cover that in a later post.

Many classic SF works follow this pattern, unsurprisingly because that’s the way they were first published, chapter by chapter in fiction magazines like Asimov’s. The way the chapters cover different periods of the main protagonist’s life add to this. The hook here is that thanks to relativistic effects of travelling at the speed of light in order to get somewhere and kill things, William Mandella is forever returning to a civilisation farther and farther beyond him (the culture shock represented here by a society where, and I paraphrase, OMFG everyone is TEH GAY). The separate episodes are an effective way of representing the disorientating, disjointed way that Mandella is experiencing his life.

What makes the book stand out historically, and what makes it relevant today, is the way it was written as a reflection of the author’s own experience in Vietnam, in fighting a seemingly senseless war without end, and in returning to a country where everything seems to have changed in the author’s absence. The dehumanising aspects of training troops how to slaughter then dropping them into harsh and inhospitable landscapes are reiterated time and again.

Perhaps the most significant thing about the book is the way it wears the clothes of a rip-roaring military space adventure, but is actually more subversive than that. It succeeds not by presenting human fears as alien monsters to be blown away, or even by getting all Star Trek and suggesting that plot twist the monsters are misunderstood and are in fact just like us! (although there is a spot of that going on), but by using a standard SF archetype to show that regardless of the motive and circumstance of any given war, it’s the soldiers that we send out to do the fighting that end up with all the shit.

Oh, and while we’re talking about the Masterworks line, a couple of other recommendations for you: Richard Matheson’s I Am Legend (the second in the series and for God’s sake don’t watch the film first) and The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester. Over in the Fantasy Masterworks companion line, Dan Simmon’s Song of Kali is a very odd, festering little horror story that’s worth a look. All three get the nod for not being of Tom Clancy-esque door-stop proportions.

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February 12th, 2008

(Old Man’s) War (huh!), Good God, Y’all.

Posted by Madeley in Books, Film, SF

I may have found the answer to my question the other day about the first writer to come up with powered armour, Iron Man style: via Making Light, a Timeline of Science Fiction Inventions. And, to pretty much no-one’s surprise, it’s Heinlein in Starship Troopers.

You know, I’ve hardly read any of Heinlein’s stuff. I liked the film of Starship Troopers, but then I might’ve enjoyed I Am Legend if I hadn’t read the book. Although, maybe not. I’ve no idea what the Heinlein fans think of the movie, but I liked the explodey bits in a mindless action entertainment kind of way. And you can have a surprisingly long discussion about the politics, too. I mean, is it a fascist utopia in the same way that (controversy alert) Star Trek is a socialist utopia? Was Paul Verhoeven using American money to have a dig at American morality, much like he did ten years before with Robocop? Is he poking Heinlein himself (or Heinlein fans) with a pokey stick? Whatever the intention, I can state without a doubt that Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation is a fucking dire piece of crap made for exactly 1 pound and 34 pence (which is about 2.61 of your American Dollars on today’s exchange rate).

Anyway, the point is I’ve always meant to read the original, and the perfect opportunity is coming up. Over the past year or so, I’ve been pruning back on the amount of books stacking up in the house because the way I’m going sooner or later I’ll be found dead under a collapsed shelf, with only one hand visible, thumb extended in an emotional final homage to Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Under the Current Rules, I’m going back to read every single book I’ve either started and not finished or not started at all, and if by page 50 I’m not hooked then it’s going to the charity shop.

After a couple of books got the chop for violating Current Rules, I picked up The Forever War by Joe Haldeman, and lo, it was Good. And after finishing it, by way of comparison I bought Old Man’s War by John Scalzi (the very morning before I found out it’s being given away for free. Damn you Scalzi), and lo, it too was Good. So that’s what I’m going to be talking about over the next couple of days, and if I can score a copy of Troopers before the weekend I’ll probably complete the trifecta with that.

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January 3rd, 2008

The Newness, See It Shine, II

Posted by Madeley in Film, SF, TV

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I really like the title, although I think it would’ve been a nice bookend to the series if they referenced the original Raiders by taking the good Doctor Jones’ name out, and just had “The Kingdom” in swishy red and yellow and “of the Crystal Skull” in the smaller font.

At first, I wasn’t particularly excited about this flick. It’s been a long time since the last one and we all know what happened last time George Lucas decided to revisit an old favourite, plus it’s taking them a while to settle on a script which suggests some kind of difficulty. But then the pictures and the poster came out, and I was right back in 1989 with my Dad in Caerffili’s long-destroyed cinema (honestly, if memory serves it burned down in the early 90s).

There’s a lot of nostalgic retread in this ‘08 preview aimed squarely at my generation, so fuck knows big business have hooked me in once again.

Bond 22

As yet unnamed. Like the previous character, and the series below, James Bond was a big part of my childhood, in particular the Bond seasons that HTV used to put on, a different one every week. And like Indy, before Casino Royale I was a little ambivalent about the reboot. It’s not that I thought it would be bad, only that it didn’t really capture my attention.

And then it came out and it was one of the best films of 2006, not because I was predisposed to like the character but because it was a genuinely brilliant film on its own merits, no nostalgia needed, and one of the few films of the decade so far that stayed in my mind for days after seeing it. Fingers crossed the sequel will be just as strong.

Star Trek

Due out all the way at the end of the year, this has got to be the film I’m most looking forward to. The original Trek has so much potential for a reboot by people who know what they’re doing, and Mission Impossible 3 was crazy awesome and very faithful to the original. Zachary Quinto as Spock is perfect casting, and I kind of get Karl Urban as McCoy, as odd as it seems.

I think the film will live or die on how accessible it is. The really should take a leaf from the Bond franchise and fucking chuck everything out. Trek has long since descended into fanwankery, but there’s nothing that a tidy script and sharp boot to the concept’s nads shouldn’t be able to sort out.

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November 14th, 2007

A Sense of Place

Posted by Madeley in Comics, Film, SF, TV

In the previously mentioned Story, Robert McKee’s book on (amongst other things) script writing, he notes that it’s easier to write experimental and challenging structures in ‘realistic’ settings than it is in ‘fantastical’ ones. The example he uses is The Usual Suspects, which structurally is all over the place. Fantasy and SF films are more conservatively structured because the audience needs some kind of grounding in order to identify and relate to the film, and you’ve got to do enough work as it is to suspend disbelief in your nuclear-powered gorilla robots without throwing in an arse-backwards narrative.

I think there’s a similar glitch with cosmic comic book stories (or SF generally). There’s a tension between making something relatable and going completely crazy. Also, I think many writers, given the chance to write absolutely anything at all with no limits find themselves pushed to write something either coherent or interesting. Jack Kirby was able to do it because, after all, he had an incredible amount of imagination to spare. But even then, his most successful stories (in my opinion, of course) were ones where Stan Lee was able to tether them, if only a little, to human considerations.

The original Star Trek was fortunate in that it was breaking new ground. It had pro skiffy writers on-staff, and the Enterprise was able to whip around alien worlds and concepts that had never been succesfully portreyed in that way on telly before. Even then, the ship herself was the constant, the establishing hook between scenes. The series was not able to maintain its quality further than the first two seasons.

Move forward to The Next Generation, and the patchy early series are the ones with the original-series style exploration. As TNG improved, it became more about an exploration of the familiar characters, and their interactions within the boundaries of the known, rather than with the strange new worlds of the famous intro monologue.

Deep Space 9, from a dramatic standpoint perhaps the most successful of all Treks, doesn’t bother with an exploratory mission at all, and instead features one primary location and delves deeper still into the interactions between its characters. This evolution seems deliberate, moving away from the difficulties of maintaining audience engagement while showing something completely new every week. Voyager tried to do the exploration thing again, and proved to be absolutely pants. The Star Trek franchise has turned further inwards still, now only addressing events of its own continuity’s past.

Space opera comics have never been big favourites round my way, which is a little odd considering my interest in, well, every other kind of space opera. So it’s been good fun to find a number of excellent recent cosmic comic stories: better, in fact, than most of the stuff in the Earth-bound sections of the respective universes. From DC, I thought Adam Strange by Andy Diggle, Green Lantern and GL Corps, the space sections of 52 and then Starlin’s Mystery in Space have been brilliant (I didn’t read Rann-Thanagar War due to poor word of mouth, but I’ll probably read it at some point). The success of these comics have been due to a real feeling of structure to the DC’s off-earth universe, not to mention all have a secure grounding of some kind: either the quest to find Rann, and then return to Earth, or the development of Oa, Mogo, various minor planets and, in particular, Hardcore Station, as real functioning settings that feel both alien and familiar, that appear both functional and alive.

And the same can be said of the two main Marvel space stories: Annihilation and Planet Hulk. Like the DC stories, they have both been firmly grounded either on a single planet (in the latter case) or through a single overarching storyline. Both storylines have benefitted from a strongly consistent tone and continuity, and given a long time to really establish us in their alien environments. In fact, this kind of consistency isn’t only advisable in stories set in space; it really should be standard practice in any ‘event’ or longterm story arc.

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