The Fractal Hall Journal

March 18th, 2009

Back in Black

Posted by Madeley in Film, Fractal Business, Music, Politics, SF

And then the Funvee gets blown up.

The economy may be collapsing, climate change accelerating, and Cthulhu may be turning up soon to eat everyone’s heads, but none of that matters because, with a big old load of cockrock, the Journal lurches back into existence. I’ll skip the deadly sin of blogging-about-blogging; needless to say, I haven’t been around for a bit, but now I am. Probably weekly from now on.

A couple of things of note:

Council leaders have compiled a banned list of the 200 worst uses of jargon, proving once again that people have too much time on their hands, despite the best efforts of Twitter, Facebook, and people who play with their toys on the internet. While there’s a lot of management bollocks on there, I’m not sure we should start banning various terms because people are too fick to know what words mean. Councils in Scotland are going to have a bastard of a time instructing lawyers if they can’t use “Advocate”, for a start.

Also, by implication the following unlisted phrases must be perfectly acceptable for everyday use in Local Government: “Willy-wobbling”. “Turdfaced fuckwit”. “Felch”.

2009 film previews: Only one thing could top not only a new Trek film, but also the Transformers sequel. And that’s THIS:

SO RIGHTEOUS.

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October 10th, 2008

Dispatches from the Fair Country

Posted by Madeley in Animation, Books, Comics, Manga, Music, SF

Today’s sign of the impending apocalypse: Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy is due to be released next month.

A quick note on yesterday’s post: I’m not saying that “torture porn” in a Nightwing comic is either acceptable or unacceptable. To be honest, I have no interest in either the character or the title. But I’m still upset with DC about the Pa Kent thing. What can I say, my opinion on what constitutes a matter of importance where comics are concerned is a little skewed.

Kids’ toys: Can someone please tell me why the Transformers Classics line has so far released roughly a bajillion modern updates on Generation 1 characters, and yet appears to have no plans for an updated Wheeljack? Or why there’s no Wheeljack in Transformers: Animated? Or in the movie line? Sweet jumping Jesus, I need a new Wheeljack. I’ve only got 5 other versions of him.

You may all continue with your pointing and laughing.

Anime: As I think I’ve mentioned briefly before, I have fond memories of the Guyver animated series released in the 90s. I still find it odd that Japanese manga (a lot of it, anyway) is almost seen as a childish or girly thing to get, when back in the 80s and 90s (in Britain at least) it was seen as a wellspring of gore, horror and, ahem, “adult” situations. Anyway, there was a new updated Guyver series made a few years ago, and I can’t believe it’s taken until now for me to get round to watching it. I’ve seen the first couple of episodes that stick pretty closely to the first series, but I think it diverges pretty quickly after that as the creators get into the storylines that continued on after the previous run finished. I wish someone had the licence to release all the comics in English, because it’s really great stuff. Lots of action, lots of horror, and some of the greatest codenames ever given to giant mutated monsters.

I’m not sure whether it’s better than the original series yet, in that all the events are very compressed, to cover more ground in a shorter time. In the first series, you get more of a feel for the characters simply because you spend more time with them. On the other hand, the animation is way better this time around, and the second half of the first series was a fair bit ropier than the first half. Hopefully they did that a bit better this time round.

The first Guyver animation was actually made in the mid 80s, not long after the manga series had started, and had no connection to the series that followed later. I don’t have the link to hand, but if you check out “Guyver: Out Of Control” on YouTube, you’ll find it uploaded there. Very, very weird if you’ve never seen it before and you’re only familiar with the more recent series. Highlights include a main character with a strange doll-like face, and female Guyver with a seriously dodgy transformation scene.

SF: Given up on the second book of Kevin J. Anderson’s Saga of Seven Suns. It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just average, and I’d rather read something great than slog my way though six more books of average. I’ve still got the Rebus series to finish, and Russel T’s tome, and I think I’m better off spending my time on them.

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September 26th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Environmental Health Guy Cometh V

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Fonts from Blambot.

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September 25th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Environmental Health Guy Cometh IV

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Fonts from Blambot.

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September 24th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Environmental Health Guy Cometh III

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Fonts from Blambot.

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September 23rd, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Environmental Health Guy Cometh II

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Fonts from Blambot.

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September 22nd, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Environmental Health Guy Cometh I

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Fonts from Blambot.

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May 29th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Birth Of The Deathenoid, Part Three

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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And before I forget, the fonts used in the strip are all from the indispensable Blambot.

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May 28th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Birth Of The Deathenoid, Part Two

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

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Edit: Hmm. Where there should be an image, there is none. Not sure what’s going on here, but the server’s been a bit funky over the past day or so. I won’t get a chance to fiddle around with it until a little later on. Summer events, eh. There’s always delays.

Later Edit: Ok, looks like it’s fixed now. Don’t have a clue what the trouble was, but hopefully it won’t reoccur tomorrow.

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May 27th, 2008

Alhazred Heights: The Birth Of The Deathenoid, Part One

Posted by Madeley in Fiction

Summer’s here, folks, and I can tell because it’s been raining all weekend and the shed almost blew over. The Big Two have kicked off their Big Annual Crossovers, and not to be outdone, here at the Hall we’re going to start and finish our Event That Changes Everything within the span of a single week. No hype, no overpromotion, and we certainly don’t expect you to drop a couple of hundred quid for the pleasure. Although, you know, feel free to do so if you really want to.

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